Post by binary on Jan 14, 2007 23:55:22 GMT -5
(After ECKS left the room Evelina stated)
Evelina: All personnel not taking part in the simulation should now relocate to the observation deck
(After everyone that was leaving left, she continued)
Evelina: Full simulation commencing; automatic timers engaged; proceed at will.
(As soon as Evelina said that Varalf brought his staff up and put his training head on it)
Varalf: Let us begin
(The room seems to shake, then blurs and turns into the living room of the mansion above them.
Varalf: Chto!? What is going on?
Binary: The simulation, I'm not sure what's going on, hold on let me find out.
(Binary then walks up to what appears to be a television screen and puts his hand against it and connects.)
Binary: Evelina?,
Computer: Invalid User name
Binary: User name? oh, ummm......Administator
Computer: Password
Binary: Password, password.....ummm.......Evelina
Computer: Invalid Password, try again
Binary: umm........Mutants
Computer: Invalid Password, try again
Binary: ummm...........Equality
Computer: ........Access Granted, Welcome Professor
Binary: umm....status report
Computer : All conditions green, no alar......Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert
(A red light pops out of the ceiling and begins to flash as a klaxon blares)
Binary: um...Silence all alarms, status of intruders?
Computer: Intruders currently in kitchen, two individuals detected, armament consists of nine millimeter handguns; Tungsten Steel knives; Automatic Rifles, Kalashnikov 1947
Binary : Sh1t
Computer : invalid command
Binary : umm........new program, after audio command "kill lights" deactivate all lights. verify program
Computer: After receiving audio command "Kill lights" deactivate lights in all rooms
Binary: program verified...logoff
(He disconnects from the computer and turns to Varalf)
Binary: okay, here's whats going on..... there are two intruders with 9 mils, AK47's and knives in the kitchen. I have no weapons and no training, but I can kill the lights at anytime, can you operate in darkness?
Varalf: Da, I can, can you fight?
Binary: No, i have no weapons nor training
Varalf: Hrrmf.....Americans...I will teach you after this, da?
Binary: yeah, all right.......well, let's do this
(They walked to the kitchen and prepared to move in when they heard the intruders talking)
Intruder 1: These d@mn Mutants......i can't wait 'till I kill me a mutie
Intruder 2: Yeah, I know what you mean I found out that my neighbor, you know, the one with all the cats, was actually talking to them......with her mind! Just imagine what would have happened if I hadn't shot her when I got a chance! I mean, She was thirteen, imagine what she might have done when she became older!
(Varalf and Binary turn to each other, see and recognize the anger filling the other's gaze, then rise as one and burst through the door. As Varalf's spear flies through the air to impale the second intruder, Binary yells)
Binary: KILL LIGHTS!!!
(As the lights shut off, the second intruder falls to the floor screaming in pain. The first intruder lets loose a volley of gunfire in the direction of the door, catching Varalf in the leg.)
Varalf: AHHHH!!!!!
(Binary rushes forward only to be hit in the face by the last remaining intruder. As he writhes on the floor in pain, the intruder draws his pistol and points it directly at the center of Binary's face.)
Intruder 1: he he he.......finally get me a mutie......
(As the intruder squeezes his finger, Binary 'reaches' out to the microwave and shakes as he hears a bang. Realizing that he is still alive, he opens his eyes to find that the microwave had exploded into the intruder's face. As the dead man fell forward Evelina stated)
Evelina: Program terminated
(The surroundings blurred, then focused back into the danger room. as Binary looked around, he noticed Varalf still on the floor......still with a hole in his leg, he turns up to the Observation deck and screams)
Binary: I NEED HELP DOWN HERE!!!!!! (he points at Varalf) HE'S HURT!!!!!!
Evelina: All personnel not taking part in the simulation should now relocate to the observation deck
(After everyone that was leaving left, she continued)
Evelina: Full simulation commencing; automatic timers engaged; proceed at will.
(As soon as Evelina said that Varalf brought his staff up and put his training head on it)
Varalf: Let us begin
(The room seems to shake, then blurs and turns into the living room of the mansion above them.
Varalf: Chto!? What is going on?
Binary: The simulation, I'm not sure what's going on, hold on let me find out.
(Binary then walks up to what appears to be a television screen and puts his hand against it and connects.)
Binary: Evelina?,
Computer: Invalid User name
Binary: User name? oh, ummm......Administator
Computer: Password
Binary: Password, password.....ummm.......Evelina
Computer: Invalid Password, try again
Binary: umm........Mutants
Computer: Invalid Password, try again
Binary: ummm...........Equality
Computer: ........Access Granted, Welcome Professor
Binary: umm....status report
Computer : All conditions green, no alar......Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert
(A red light pops out of the ceiling and begins to flash as a klaxon blares)
Binary: um...Silence all alarms, status of intruders?
Computer: Intruders currently in kitchen, two individuals detected, armament consists of nine millimeter handguns; Tungsten Steel knives; Automatic Rifles, Kalashnikov 1947
Binary : Sh1t
Computer : invalid command
Binary : umm........new program, after audio command "kill lights" deactivate all lights. verify program
Computer: After receiving audio command "Kill lights" deactivate lights in all rooms
Binary: program verified...logoff
(He disconnects from the computer and turns to Varalf)
Binary: okay, here's whats going on..... there are two intruders with 9 mils, AK47's and knives in the kitchen. I have no weapons and no training, but I can kill the lights at anytime, can you operate in darkness?
Varalf: Da, I can, can you fight?
Binary: No, i have no weapons nor training
Varalf: Hrrmf.....Americans...I will teach you after this, da?
Binary: yeah, all right.......well, let's do this
(They walked to the kitchen and prepared to move in when they heard the intruders talking)
Intruder 1: These d@mn Mutants......i can't wait 'till I kill me a mutie
Intruder 2: Yeah, I know what you mean I found out that my neighbor, you know, the one with all the cats, was actually talking to them......with her mind! Just imagine what would have happened if I hadn't shot her when I got a chance! I mean, She was thirteen, imagine what she might have done when she became older!
(Varalf and Binary turn to each other, see and recognize the anger filling the other's gaze, then rise as one and burst through the door. As Varalf's spear flies through the air to impale the second intruder, Binary yells)
Binary: KILL LIGHTS!!!
(As the lights shut off, the second intruder falls to the floor screaming in pain. The first intruder lets loose a volley of gunfire in the direction of the door, catching Varalf in the leg.)
Varalf: AHHHH!!!!!
(Binary rushes forward only to be hit in the face by the last remaining intruder. As he writhes on the floor in pain, the intruder draws his pistol and points it directly at the center of Binary's face.)
Intruder 1: he he he.......finally get me a mutie......
(As the intruder squeezes his finger, Binary 'reaches' out to the microwave and shakes as he hears a bang. Realizing that he is still alive, he opens his eyes to find that the microwave had exploded into the intruder's face. As the dead man fell forward Evelina stated)
Evelina: Program terminated
(The surroundings blurred, then focused back into the danger room. as Binary looked around, he noticed Varalf still on the floor......still with a hole in his leg, he turns up to the Observation deck and screams)
Binary: I NEED HELP DOWN HERE!!!!!! (he points at Varalf) HE'S HURT!!!!!!