Post by Radar on Apr 17, 2007 17:34:00 GMT -5
(Radar sat in the aisle row of the 747 as it journeyed to Egypt. He checked his watch and saw that it was about noon. His eyes scanned the interior of the airplane and he sighed as one of the stewardesses brought him another vodka martini. Beside him, oblivious to his lack of concern was a twenty-five year old woman who had introduced herself as Jessie. Radar had ignored the woman for the majority of the trip, instead concerntrating on getting himself drunk. Yet her chippy voice was getting on his last nerves. He turned to her and smiled.)
Jessie: --but then Eric told Samantha that she was Editor for one reason. And Samantha was totally out of control. I swear, I think she was about to like, drop a major bomb or whatever. So, I totally had to stop her and it escalated to where she almost got fired. But like Frank totally saved her butt and she was all like.....
(Radar groaned loudly, but Jessie took no heed of it. Radar smiled casually and put his hand up to Jessie's head. He sent out a blast and Jessie's body went limp. Dom, one of the sqaud's liutenant's stopped and glanced at Jessie and then at Radar.)
Dom: What did you do to her?
Radar: She wouldn't shut the hell up, so I stopped all of her brain waves.
Dom: Wouldn't that kill her?
(Radar let a knowing grin escape his lips and motioned for Dom to leave. The soldier left quickly and Radar stopped the stewardess once more.)
Radar: Um...excuse me ma'am. Yeah, I think I'll need another one of the martinis.
Jessie: --but then Eric told Samantha that she was Editor for one reason. And Samantha was totally out of control. I swear, I think she was about to like, drop a major bomb or whatever. So, I totally had to stop her and it escalated to where she almost got fired. But like Frank totally saved her butt and she was all like.....
(Radar groaned loudly, but Jessie took no heed of it. Radar smiled casually and put his hand up to Jessie's head. He sent out a blast and Jessie's body went limp. Dom, one of the sqaud's liutenant's stopped and glanced at Jessie and then at Radar.)
Dom: What did you do to her?
Radar: She wouldn't shut the hell up, so I stopped all of her brain waves.
Dom: Wouldn't that kill her?
(Radar let a knowing grin escape his lips and motioned for Dom to leave. The soldier left quickly and Radar stopped the stewardess once more.)
Radar: Um...excuse me ma'am. Yeah, I think I'll need another one of the martinis.